FakeTwitter

Posted 3 years ago on April 5 2008

lying through Tony Robbin’s teeth in the cheap seats

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Posted: 3 years ago on April 5 2008

if this isn’t a cry for help…

all hemmed in.

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Posted 3 years ago on March 30 2008

Uhm, let’s draw inside the lines kids.

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Posted: 3 years ago on March 30 2008

Thought: I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half. Then the killer app half will kill themselves with booze, gluttony and the fruitless chase of the dollar bill, yo.

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Posted: 3 years ago on March 30 2008

I Love This Person. Love Love Love. Greater-than symbol + 5.

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Posted 3 years ago on March 29 2008

FAKE TWITTER β

Welcome To FakeTwitter β!

FakeTwitter is just like RealTwitter. You write whatever tripe you want, hopefully revealing more about yourself than you realise or intend to, amusing others in the process. Or you quote RealTwits. And nothing happens. Nothing. Happens.

Although we are still in β, we are giving away just a few invites to people who want to help us tweak the app before it is released to the general public.

To get an invite to this completely useless social networking app, please email us (faketwitter at g mail dot com) including your reasons for wanting to join, or not, and an avatar jpg 48x48 (can be you or anything you want) with a separate url to where you want your avatar to link to. Rock On! /Rock Off! FakeTwitter! (To the tune of The Clapper .) Everybody Now! /false enthusiasm.

In the meantime, please leave your FakeTwits or hideously amusing, sadly disgusting simian-like pathos ridden or twisted RealTwits you’ve come across in the comments. Thanks. For Nothing.

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