FAKE TWITTER β

Welcome To FakeTwitter β!

FakeTwitter is just like RealTwitter. You write whatever tripe you want, hopefully revealing more about yourself than you realise or intend to, amusing others in the process. Or you quote RealTwits. And nothing happens. Nothing. Happens.

Although we are still in β, we are giving away just a few invites to people who want to help us tweak the app before it is released to the general public.

To get an invite to this completely useless social networking app, please email us (faketwitter at g mail dot com) including your reasons for wanting to join, or not, and an avatar jpg 48x48 (can be you or anything you want) with a separate url to where you want your avatar to link to. Rock On! /Rock Off! FakeTwitter! (To the tune of The Clapper .) Everybody Now! /false enthusiasm.

In the meantime, please leave your FakeTwits or hideously amusing, sadly disgusting simian-like pathos ridden or twisted RealTwits you’ve come across in the comments. Thanks. For Nothing.